propositions

A friend of mine just propositioned me for a pash. A 'pash'? I thought that word died in the early 2000's. Lucky I wasn't drunk cos I would have gone there.

It's weird, even an off-hand remark like that can get you asking a few existential questions - like how would his beard feel on my face? Would some rogue piece of fubes (face-pubes) climb its way into my mouth and choke me? Would I get tangled? Would that make it entirely hilarious or produce some epic awkwardness?


Ah, friends.
So many questions!